Unique, One Of A Kind Items at BARGAIN PRICES!
Now Stocking Your Favorites, such as the Seven-Leak Boots, The Hat of the Bare Spirit, and even the Axe of Whoa!
We spent a while on discord brainstorming dumb joke items for an offbrand uniques store. Whether they remain dumb jokes or become dumb jokes in-game is up to how much we can peer-pressure nicolae, but either way more suggestions for the list are certainly welcome.
The +8 Axe of Whoa {?}
It’s a hand axe with a shrunk Axe of Woe tile
The +3 seven-leak boots {Puddle}
Puddle: Surrounding tiles become shallow water a la water nymph
The +6 Majin Bow {vamp}
A longbow, of course.
The -8 Mummy’s Tooth {rot}
The +? Lajatang of Orders {*Noise, ?} (Midn8)
(presumably shouts like the singing sword)
The +? Fire Dragon scales “Frostbit” {?} (Midn8)
The +0 Hat of the Bare Spirit {spirit} (Undo)
The +8 Orange Plate Armour {wiz} (Undo)
The +6 Scythe of Curse, “darn” {pain} (Undo)
The +? Wrath of Plog {?, probably randomly generated} (Undo)
Ring of the Hair {+2 AC, rC+} (Nicolae)
Amulet of the Four Cheeses{?, but I’m going to argue for miasma clouds} (Nicolae)
Kermit’s Pendant {+Hop} (Nicolae)
Hop: allows Barachi style hopping.
If I missed any from the discussion, plonk 'em in! Otherwise, help us populate the list! Ideally, it’s something balanced that you’d occasionally consider buying, but dumb jokes take primacy.