YASD - The RNG gives, the RNG takes away

The Tavern YASD! YAVP! CIP!
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Previously:

After playing and dying to numerous SpWr, I decided to have some relaxing DjCj coffee time.

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This is the type of game I wish I was online for. But, I will gladly squint at my tiny Android screen 'till I inevitably YASD from sheer hubris.

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And, before I even got it, teleported from a near miss into a one shot.
Sigh.
Edit: here’s the morgue

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